Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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