- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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