why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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test test

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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j.p. is dumb

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Anti Joke

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