A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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a seal walks into a club.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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