- Anti Joke

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..