- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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