How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

How come anti jokes r funny

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

President Donald Trump

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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