- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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