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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Jersey Shore.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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