Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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Your face is hilarious.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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