- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Well this is pointless.....

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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