Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

ME NAME IS JEFF

poopy is poopy

Well this is pointless.....

I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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