poopy is poopy

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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What is the name of the car? What

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This is an anti-joke.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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