Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Soccer...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

j.p. is dumb

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

go F*** yourself

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

darude- sandstorm

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

nice tits.

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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