2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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