What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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Women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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