What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

You're a frog

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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