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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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