What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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