- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

An Asian man fails a math test

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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