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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.