Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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National security?

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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Miscarriages.

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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