Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

i am and me is i

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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