You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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