What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

Your Mother

Bob Saget that is all

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

one morning i turned on my tv

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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whats 7+4? 74

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