what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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9/11.

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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anus

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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