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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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