What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Why? Why not?

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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Women's rights

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Anti Joke

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