i hate black people

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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The queen having a shit

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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