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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

A boy with red hair is happy.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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