- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

I work at jcpenny

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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