- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Justin Bieber.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

What's the difference between a duck?

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Nah

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Knock knock.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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