- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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