What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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Daniel is a fag

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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Donald Trump.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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