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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

whats my name? Matt

Loperson

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

360 NO SCOPE

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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