- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Women's rights

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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