A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

why did sally drown cause she was black

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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