There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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hi dave

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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