What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Derp

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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