- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

This is not funny.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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