- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Patriarchy.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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