- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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