- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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