An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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