- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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