An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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I <3 Hitler

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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so the weather's nice...

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heat!

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Life

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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