why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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Jake. Walsh.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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What would Muhammed do?

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Guess what? The Game.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Anti Joke

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