Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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Yo mama's fat.

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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