- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

poop.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

What? Yes.

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

YOU

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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