Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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